mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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notxam:

jksimmons:

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richwhitelesbian:

nicklugo:

Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants

s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: you walk around and hang out with ukranians who hate you. the ukranians and the animals in the ukraine try to kill you as you sit around campfires and eat sausage. your guns don’t do anything and the ground you walk on kills you.

Majora’s Mask: You spend three days looking for masks and then repeat those three days over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Guitar hero: you press buttons in a sequential order

the Super Smash Bros. series: you become ridiculously angry as you beat the shit out of video game characters with other video game characters

Skyrim: You have to like, walk around for fifty hours then shoot a goat with a bow. No guns. At all. And they have these backdrops on EVERY character and you have to listen to their whole life story and all the missions are long and you have to solve puzzles and stuff that’s dumb and hard.

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steezy-wonders:

AyeBruhHam Lincoln.

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hotforphysics:

The first time I watched 500 days of summer was in sophomore year to have something to talk about with this girl and after I watched it I talked to her and I found out she was the most boring person ever so thanks for nothing, Zooey Deschanel 

sofapizza:

i learned how at the lamp store.

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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